This post goes out to everyone who thought I was crazy when I would scream about seeing an Egyptian pharaoh and a pyramid when we were driving north to Wisconsin on 94. It’s real and they’re offering tours via living social. I was not hallucinating. Also, I think they painted the pharaoh white because he used to be yellow.
Not my problem!
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Have an affair with a politician, get a book deal. Their affair makes me especially sick considering the circumstances. Doesn’t she get enough money from John Edwards? Why does she need to write a tell all book? And in terms of publishers, who would actually want this on their list of published works? I realize that it’s all about $$$, but I would rather read Kris Jenner’s book.
NOT MY PROBLEM.
I just had a weird colonial woman experience at the library. I’ve been really exhausted and out of it lately and I thought I saw a colonial or Amish woman. When I came to my senses, I realized that she was a modern day woman dressed in a very conservative jumper with her regular looking modern family. Not my problem. This story was not very interesting.
This was my favorite part in the movie. I was obsessed after I saw “Bridesmaids” for the first time, but then I made my sister buy it for me for Christmas and I didn’t find it so funny anymore. Problems.
When I was in Madison, WI a few weekends ago, I saw a bachelorette party running around State St. in matching tank tops that said “He Put a Ring on it” in the middle of the afternoon. It was nauseating. If I ever have to wear a shirt to someone’s bachelorette party, I’m going to claim I’m not going, but participate by trailing the party in regular clothes. Not my problem.
The bachelorette party participants looked so young that I think they may have been in a sorority. Did students at U of I have bachelorette parties on Green Street when they were in school???
That was a crazy weekend because it was the university’s graduation day as well as move out day, there were multiple weddings, and the farmer’s market was open (Best in the nation, supposedly. FYI: They have beef sticks and beef jerky. Amazing).
Omg you guys. Amber is going to “jal” for five years! And she’s on drugzzz. How did I miss all of this? Do you think this would have happened if she wasn’t on Teen Mom? I give Gary more credit because it seems like he is pretty much the only one raising Leah. How did Jenelle avoid “jal” time? Is it because she went to rehab?
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He lived a really tragic life (Although this is a sarcastic blog, this statement is not meant to sound sarcastic).
I remember him when he came to my elementary school. We were doing one of his bottle cap projects and I hammered a nail through part of my finger and didn’t tell anyone. NMP: Hooray for tetanus shots.
When I went to pick up my team’s race stuff for the Color Run today, the registration table was in the sports bra and running underpants section. It was weird. The man did my registration stuff between dummies wearing underpants and we put the contracts on the piles of underpants. Nmp.
One thing that always irritates me is when there is a crowd of people, but the workers are standing around typing away on their technology. I mean, helloooo.
Also, people on my team: STOP ASKING ME QUESTIONS ABOUT THE RUN! I DON’T HAVE ANY MORE INFORMATION THAN YOU. IF YOU HAVE QUESTIONS, LOOK ON THE WEBSITE. I’M NOT PUTTING ON THIS RACE, SO I DON’T HAVE ALL OF THE ANSWERS!!
I should probably threaten people who are annoying me that I will sell their registration since I have it in my possession and the race is sold out and I know a lot of people still want to do it. Only if I’m feeling evil.
If this run gets rained out, I will cut someone. Or if it rains, this will be a mess. There are always haters. NMP. Don’t drive a white car to the race. Duh.
While the boys have been busy becoming metrosexuals, they have also been busy wowing their fans as they return to their tour.
A cool quote about One Direction by the Daily Mail. Nmp.
One Direction was recently spotted at Niagara Falls and Taco Bell. I hope they got the Doritos Locos taco because that’s what America is all about. Nmp. I wonder where they will go when they get to Chicago (or really Rosemont) on Saturday. Chick-fil-a? Wendy’s?
In preparation for my birthday on Saturday, I’m making boozy bears. When I googled the recipe (I feel ridiculous calling it a recipe), the first websites that came up were articles warning adults about the latest teen trend. I’m so clueless and didn’t know teens were into this. Not my problem.
This e-how article is so ridiculous. Step #5 of the how to is “Eat the gummy bears”. Thanks for the advice!
And sorry friends, I do not have flavored vodka, so we will not be taking it to the next level.
