Ugh, someone help. I just bought a t-shirt for $40 because I was bummed that I lost my necklace and because a guy was not texting me (Uh, he texted me while I was buying the shirt, which is good I guess?). It probably would have made more sense to just buy another necklace instead. Problems.

Ugh, someone help. I just bought a t-shirt for $40 because I was bummed that I lost my necklace and because a guy was not texting me (Uh, he texted me while I was buying the shirt, which is good I guess?). It probably would have made more sense to just buy another necklace instead. Problems.

I was applying to jobs yesterday and started looking at Chicago, which I said I would never do. Then I started getting snapchats and texts from friends and phonecalls from my family telling me that it was April and snowing in the Midwest.
WTF was I thinking when I was looking at jobs in Chicago? Am I crazy? Snow in April??? HELL NO. I must never let winter/snow be my problem again!

I was applying to jobs yesterday and started looking at Chicago, which I said I would never do. Then I started getting snapchats and texts from friends and phonecalls from my family telling me that it was April and snowing in the Midwest.

WTF was I thinking when I was looking at jobs in Chicago? Am I crazy? Snow in April??? HELL NO. I must never let winter/snow be my problem again!

You can be IN Beyonce!

Kid on campus trying to get people to donate blood. It made me LOL. NMP.

I’m not sure about you, but I was extremely disappointed by yesterday’s April Fools’ Day pranks. FYI April Fools’ Day is my favorite day of the year. Google did it too early, so I saw it and was like “Whatever”. There was nothing really on facebook. None of the other tech companies pulled anything.
Since I was so disappointed, I had to pull out all the stops. A fake tattoo, I changed my student org’s name to something ridiculous, I used my fake rat, I put fake bugs on some guy’s book, I put a fake bug in our office, I sent a prank email about getting a PhD, and I sent a separate prank email about some guy. All mostly failed! April Fools’ Day spoilers are the rudest!
And on top of all of that, I went to see Nick Offerman for free because my school brought him to campus. It. was. so. bad. I really enjoy Ron Swanson and I thought I liked him, but all he did was rant on about creationism, sang weird bad and not very funny songs, his sarcasm made him seem like a jerk during the Q&A session, and the students asked him the worst questions (How do you like to cook your bacon?). The show was just weird (In a bad way) and I’m glad I didn’t have to pay any money to see him.
Since I’m on the topic of speakers who annoyed me, the other day I saw the author Julia Alvarez. All she did was read poetry, and I strongly dislike poetry, which took over her Q&A time. Just say it in prose!! She also said something that I found slightly racist in one of her poems. Tomorrow I am going to see the founder of Toms on campus. He’d better be good. Maybe I will ask him how much it really costs to make those damn shoes.
But getting back on topic, none of the companies I follow had any pranks either, but I saw this, which was ok. The only one that came to my inbox was a prank from BB Dakota about having a baby line called Baby Dakota. Lolz. There will never be anything like the Facebook live poke or Google Paper again. Problems!!
If you experienced any good pranks, please share!!
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I’m not sure about you, but I was extremely disappointed by yesterday’s April Fools’ Day pranks. FYI April Fools’ Day is my favorite day of the year. Google did it too early, so I saw it and was like “Whatever”. There was nothing really on facebook. None of the other tech companies pulled anything.

Since I was so disappointed, I had to pull out all the stops. A fake tattoo, I changed my student org’s name to something ridiculous, I used my fake rat, I put fake bugs on some guy’s book, I put a fake bug in our office, I sent a prank email about getting a PhD, and I sent a separate prank email about some guy. All mostly failed! April Fools’ Day spoilers are the rudest!

And on top of all of that, I went to see Nick Offerman for free because my school brought him to campus. It. was. so. bad. I really enjoy Ron Swanson and I thought I liked him, but all he did was rant on about creationism, sang weird bad and not very funny songs, his sarcasm made him seem like a jerk during the Q&A session, and the students asked him the worst questions (How do you like to cook your bacon?). The show was just weird (In a bad way) and I’m glad I didn’t have to pay any money to see him.

Since I’m on the topic of speakers who annoyed me, the other day I saw the author Julia Alvarez. All she did was read poetry, and I strongly dislike poetry, which took over her Q&A time. Just say it in prose!! She also said something that I found slightly racist in one of her poems. Tomorrow I am going to see the founder of Toms on campus. He’d better be good. Maybe I will ask him how much it really costs to make those damn shoes.

But getting back on topic, none of the companies I follow had any pranks either, but I saw this, which was ok. The only one that came to my inbox was a prank from BB Dakota about having a baby line called Baby Dakota. Lolz. There will never be anything like the Facebook live poke or Google Paper again. Problems!!

If you experienced any good pranks, please share!!

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You know you're tired when...

  • Me: Will they be selling food here tomorrow? How long is Rez Week?
  • My friend: ...
  • Problems. Personally, I don't support Rez Week because I find it weird to promote a religion on a state school's campus and thought it was about finding a place to live (As in "residential"), but it's some Christian event on campus. They have posters that say things such as "Jesus is..." and "Being a Christian is..." and students are supposed to write their answer. They leave it out overnight, so I'm surprised that someone hasn't defaced it with anything completely inappropriate yet...NMP
I feel as if there was a lull in Buzzfeed quizzes, but they’re back in full force. Why is this a quiz?? Really? I took it for shits and giggles and got “Maybe Never”. HA. HAHAHAHAHAHA. NMP.
Do you think they’ll have a “When Will You Actually Get Divorced?” quiz? Or a “When Will You Actually Get Knocked Up?” quiz? My friends and I were joking that they should have a “Which Drug Are You?” or “Which Drug Should I Use?” quiz. Ugh, Buzzfeed. Enough. Problems.

I feel as if there was a lull in Buzzfeed quizzes, but they’re back in full force. Why is this a quiz?? Really? I took it for shits and giggles and got “Maybe Never”. HA. HAHAHAHAHAHA. NMP.

Do you think they’ll have a “When Will You Actually Get Divorced?” quiz? Or a “When Will You Actually Get Knocked Up?” quiz? My friends and I were joking that they should have a “Which Drug Are You?” or “Which Drug Should I Use?” quiz. Ugh, Buzzfeed. Enough. Problems.