Not My Problem

Thank the lord.  Went this past weekend to see my sister’s cross country team run in the state meet (go team) and drove 7+ awful hours there and back.  Whenever I go there it always looks so brown and gray…blahhh.

Not my problem ever again.

petswhowanttokillthemselves:

“Thanks for the shoes. I think I just tore my groin.”

I bought shoes for my aunt’s golden retriever.  She didn’t like them and immediately shook them off her feet.  That’s the last gift I ever give that unthankful bitch. Not my problem.

Well, that’s dangerous/frightening.  Beware if you own a Toyota or Lexus.

I don’t drive those, thus not my problem.

Every time I see this commercial I wonder why Tyler Hansbrough is in it and why the girl’s dog is named Sarah.  Who names their dog Sarah? Not my problem.  Glad Tyler Hansbrough found your dog!

Did you catch the television event of the year??? (Kidding)

Hey, we are all allowed at least one guilty pleasure and Keeping up with the Kardashians is mine, so not my problem.

A recap:

• Khloe got married after knowing the groom for a month: nmp.  Good luck.
• Kim wants everything to be about her.  Per usual.
• Rob is the only one who seems level headed.  Congrats on being the only normal one in the family.
• Kourtney is a pregnant bridesmaid.
• Scott is a major douche.  I can’t wait for next season where Rob gets in a fist fight with him and Khloe slaps him.
• Kris is nuts.  She definitely wants to be one of the Kardashian girls.  Notice the chain (as in a real chain, not a necklace) around her neck and the random blond child sitting on her lap??
• Poor Bruce.  I almost cried during his speech.
• I am so upset that they moved houses.

The Kardashians: not my problem, but for some sick reason I love them.

Not my problem.  And they used a really unattractive picture of Taylor in the linked intellectual news article.  WELCOME TO THE UNEMPLOYED CLUB.

Some parents group says that Gossip Girl is going too far in their next episode where there is a threesome. Hey parents, have you ever heard of a show called Real World? They have three somes (if not more somes) and do things that are a lot worse than those Gossip Girl kids.  And guess what, it’s all “real”!

The crazy shit they put on tv: not my problem.  I actually love it.  And the poll about it being inappropriate is a draw.

sidewalkbagatelle:

scenes-from-my-hood:

this is for anyone who reads, or has read, julia allison.  it is alarmingly on-point.

((via))

Whoever made this is a genius.

I love this because it is so true.  Already, we can fill in a square (the one about packing)! I would like to add squares for the following (for a nontravel bingo card):

• Screen shot of something “witty” she said on twitter
• OMG I love pink
• A tumblr post about how much she lurvvves Jordan Reid.
• Mentions she is part of a lecture/panel at a top school (but that does not mean she attends that school)

Your life is predictable, or your life is a Bingo card: not my problem.

NU’s police blotter is always entertaining.  How does a sorority girl having a seizure make it into the police blotter and how is it stealing when you give a stranger your iPod? Not my problem.

(Found on Facebook.  These pictures are real.  If you have an open profile or anyone can view your pics, it’s fair game).

You are an ignorant idiot and there is documentation of it on the internetz: not my problem.  What the hell is wrong with people? Are you really that rude/stupid/racist? Do you not know the history of black face? I’ve never seen black people do white face (White Chicks the movie does not count- I mean real people in public).  At this rate, our country will never be free of racism.  It makes me sick.