I told someone that I’d watch the birthday bag and the birthday girl’s coat. I just left the bar and am in my bed. Not my problem???
Ok, Texas. That’s enough. Austin can’t handle the cold (and neither can I, although I’ve been prepped by Chicago for the past 26 years). I don’t recall it being this cold last year, but it was about 30 degrees today and due to freezing rain, school was delayed to start at 10am. Some of the highways were closed and there were at least 14 accidents reported on the highway.
Yesterday when it was 40 degrees, my friend and I counted 10 students wearing shorts. Today I counted two. Seriously? I’m that freak walking around in boots and a long winter coat with a scarf, hat, and gloves. Most of the kids here only wear fleece jackets. I understand that this weather is out of the norm, but get with the program, kids. Cold is cold and you have to bundle up! I sound like an old lady. NMP because I’m warm.
It’s really entertaining to see how people in Texas dress for 40 degree and below weather. Also, it was in the 80s on Monday. Wtf.
Ryan Seacrest is more predictable than crap in a diaper.
I’m sorry that this line from a random TMZ story that I read made me laugh. Problems.
Home Alone is one of my favorite movies of all time. This is funny because it’s true. NMP.
Be prepared—it’ll be cold.
Via an email from my mom about my trip home for the holidays. Problems. If it’s super cold and snowy in Chicago when I am home (I am certain this will happen), there will be problems.
The world’s ugliest dog that recently died reminds me of Miley Cyrus. Sorry? Nmp.
While I like my school, I find that I am constantly wondering how a state school is allowed to have a visit from Santa Claus and how there are so many Christmas trees in school buildings. Is this what the state’s tax money is going towards? I can’t recall anything holiday related at UIUC’s campus back in the day. Oh Texas. NMP.
As I previously mentioned, I spent Thanksgiving at school. I went to the tailgate and got drunk (and slightly ill). I can’t help myself when there’s free booze and dinner (Turkey. Yay!).
I skipped the game because who wants to stand outside in the cold? Not me. When I got home I realized that I stole a Hawaiian beer (random) and made a Facebook event for a party at my house. When I came to my senses I realized that I invited too many people, people who I don’t really want at my house, and some underagers, which is bad considering the field that I’m studying. I just uninvited about 20 people because I still want to have the party, but with less people/people I like. HA! Do you think they can see what I did??
Also, apparently there was a water leak/pipe burst at my house today, too, but this whole time I thought it was my neighbor taking a shower. Problems.
For the second year in a row, I am not going home for Thanksgiving because it’s too expensive, especially considering that I’m going home for winter break in less than a month. I didn’t mind staying at school last year because I went to the football game and then had friendsgiving with my cohort.
I think I’m bummed this year because it’s freezing here (It’s been in the 30s lately. Gross, Texas), I’m not a huge fan of my cohort (Last year it was so new that I didn’t know that they annoyed me yet), and since I know more people now, I’m jealous that a majority of them are all going home since most of them live in state. I just need a break from TX, school, and my house. Also, Thanksgiving is my third favorite holiday because my parents brine our turkey, which tastes so much better than a regular turkey. I miss it. Not your problem.
This year I’m going to try to volunteer somewhere, go to the tailgate (NOT the game because I’m not going to pay to hang out outdoors), and cohort/friendsgiving on Friday. Plus hw. Woo.
If you’ll be home with your family this year, be thankful because some of us are extremely jealous. Happy Thanksgiving!
These phones are temporary…like girlfriends.
The AT&T salesman to me today when I went in to the store because I haven’t been getting random text messages that people have sent me.
I asked him what I could do and he said the only thing I could do was get a new phone because mine was old/cheap and not meant to last very long. I asked him to show me the cheapest options and he responded with this. I was so caught off guard that at first it didn’t register what he said. I said thanks and left. NMP.