January 2010
bb4l
Anyone else sick of having your dashboard clogged with people reminiscing about the past year or past 10 years?
Your life had ups and downs. Not my problem.
Let’s live in the now. Happy most overrated night of the year! I hope you get a cab tonight.
December 2009
“Why are they playing Glee on the radio????”
– Me, while my friends and I were driving and Queen’s “Somebody to Love” started playing on the radio. Signs I need a life….not my problem. Go glee. I swear the Glee version sounds just like the real version, at least in the beginning.
“Does anyone have Adam Lambert’s CD?”
– A friend’s question at brunch.
Her question was met with silence and then a unanimous No. Not my problem. That was weird.
“I’m leaving. This is a douche bar!”
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What I screamed as my friends and I walked out of Nevins, which is apparently the bar where all of the kids that I didn’t like from our high school hang (Class of ‘04. For real?). Didn’t want this to be my problem so I left. Not my problem!! Don’t go there. Easy solution! (via nmpnmp)
Did you...
“I’m leaving. This is a douche bar!”
– What I screamed as my friends and I walked out of Nevins, which is apparently the bar where all of the kids that I didn’t like from our high school hang (Class of ‘04. For real?). Didn’t want this to be my problem so I left. Not my problem!! Don’t go there. Easy solution!
Also on TV tonight (in case you missed it):
Obese and Pregnant. TLC has a creepy obsession with exploiting the shit out of weird pregnancies: Not my problem. Let us list them:
I didn’t know I was pregnant
J&K+8 (Did you hear about Jon’s robbery over the weekend? nmp)
Duggars. duh.
A Baby Story
Pregnant and in Peril, which was also on tonight. Lots of blood. Gross.
Table for Twelve
I’m sure there are more. ...
The Situation
Mi madre: So you're watching the Food Network?
Me: Uh, no, this is Jersey Shore.
Not my problem. She walked in on the part where The Situation is cooking dinner for everyone on the first show. For some odd reason, I didn't start watching the show until now. At first I was annoyed, but now I love it.
SJP looks like a horse →
There’s a website dedicated to comparing Sarah Jessica Parker to a horse in similar poses. Not sure if I should laugh, feel bad, or both.
You kind of look like a horse: not my problem.
Let's get real
People who get camera ready on Christmas morning by changing out of their pajamas and putting on a full face of makeup: not my problem. Really??
“She also had the opportunity to sing background for Paris Hilton’s second...”
– from Wikipedia. You are lower than Paris Hilton: not my problem.
Guess whose life I’m learning about tonight? If you guessed Ke$ha, you’re right! She also had a song appear on my favorite show, Degrassi, and she dropped out of high school. WIN!
WatchYour whole head of hair is solid, like a Ken doll’s.
Not my problem.
A Kardashian Recap
(from people.com)
Kris found herself getting into all sorts of drama this week after a friend passed along some male enhancement pills. Feeling what can only be described as romantic (we think), she decided to slip one into Bruce’s coffee without telling him. And it worked! The spouses ended up spending the afternoon locked in their bedroom instead of taking Rob, Kylie and Kendall to the mall as...
“Monday- up the butt, Tuesday- up the butt, Wednesday- up the butt…”
– The kid I heard singing on the L/el today.
Not my problem. He was about 8 yrs old.
100 Weirdest stories of 2009 →
All of the stories are not my problem.
If you are bored, the link is worth the bizarre read. For instance, Dead Baby Wakes Up for His Funeral Wake.
You know you've done too much facebook stalking...
You can point out who your “friends” with self-esteem issues are. You can easily spot them because they:
Like to post pictures of themselves in bikinis (And they’re sucking in. duhs).
The have over 50 different profile pictures of just them (And they usually look very different from when you see them normally in sweats).
ALL of their profile pictures are of them and their...
I may be late on this, but
Have you heard about TLC’s new show “Little Chocolatiers”? It’s another show about little people who (obviously) make chocolate. TLC enjoys exploiting little people and couples who have too many children: not my problem.
A non PC side of me makes me think that they had Willy Wonka in mind when making this show, which is very wrong. We get it- there are little people in...
zomg no: REPORT: NeNe Leakes & Kim Zolciak Fired... →
Not my problem. They’ll probably get their own show. Reality tv is unhealthy.
