February 2011
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Did I miss something?
How did Emily on Pretty Little Liars set a record in swimming while hungover/drinking a boatload the night before?? Not my problem. Fiction.
EDIT: And what was up with that part about Justin Bieber or “The Biebs”? Product placement? nmp
January 2011
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News
So I hear this blizzard on Tues night will be life threatening. The weather service advises “Do not travel”. Fine with me! Suck on that, East Coast and Wisconsin (my sister texted me saying “We’re getting 8-18 inches of snow in Madison”. Well, we win).
We’re going to have bigger problems over here, especially because I don’t own boots and this will be...
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Currently:
listening to some 6-year-old boy twins dance, sing, and scream downstairs. Not my problem. LIFE!
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Found while searching for that gif where Kermit the Frog goes crazy.
I didn’t know he could drive. Not my problem. Nice.
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More class conversations
Me (to kids after overhearing their inappropriate conversation): Don’t be racist!
Kid: Why NOT?
Me: … It’s bad.
Not my problem. I’m not a teacher, I have a business degree.
This is me:
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“Duke is being undressed in this game.”
– CBS announcer. I’m always down for a Duke upset. Not my problem. Go St. John’s.
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Rappers are not singers
I wish they’d all get it through their heads. Sometimes I am embarrassed for them (when they sing live), but it’s not my problem. Also, singers are not rappers (Glee). Works both ways.
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People who:
put their sonogram pictures on facebook. Why.
You’re pregnant: not my problem and don’t care.
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Saturday class
Teacher: Does anyone have any fun plans this weekend?
Kid #1: I'm going to watch Gilligan's Island at my dad's office.
Kid #2: I'm going to draw peace signs.
Nmp.
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So glad chicky's back!! →
Read the news on a bunch of tumblrs and can’t wait for more crazy tweets. nmp.
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For some odd reason
I realized that I know a handful of people who have never seen “The Social Network” even though they are young and use Facebook. Not my problem.
They obvs don’t understand my gchat status which says:
The only thing getting me through the week: (via)
Nmp that you don’t understand the beauty of Andrew Garfield.
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“A woman has filed a $1 trillion lawsuit against Diddy (real name: Sean Combs),...”
– via Billboard Magazine. Not my problem.
(gif credit)
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Schooled by a ten-year-old
Yesterday in art class, a ten-year-old girl explained to the class what “What’s my Name?” by Rihanna feat. Drake was all about since we listen to music while we paint. She said it was about a one-night stand and proceeded to ask the kids near her, “Do you know what a one-night stand is?”. The kids didn’t know, so she explained it to everyone. A ten-year-old...
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ATTN: Illinois residents
Have you heard those commercials on the radio telling us to move our businesses to New Jersey and Pennsylvania? Not my problem. Don’t think so.
Is Chris Christie his real name??
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“Le wore the jeans for 13 days, which is about the average duration a person...”
– via a reblog on ilikeyourwigjanice.
I feel like a freak because I wash my jeans after wearing them twice and they still feel dirty (I’m a clean freak/germaphobe, obvs). Do people really wear the same jeans for 13 days or do I have big problems?
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WatchTo get you through the rest of the week, please watch this. It will make you feel better, or better yet, laugh really hard. So much secondhand embarrassment, but not my problem.
I think I thought of this because Nudes is the new Candie’s girl (shoes, get it?)
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Wait
I am so confused- yesterday I was following 195 people and today I’m following 190 (yes, I know that’s a lot). I know people on tumblr said their tumblr unfollowed people yesterday…Tumblr- what’s the problem??
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Oh dear God
I totally cried during the show about Oprah’s secret. Omg. Not my problem- I bet Oprah has made you cry at least once. I feel like a middle aged woman. Can you believe both of Oprah’s sisters are named Patricia? I can’t wait for her coming out show tomorrow where a husband and wife are BOTH gay!
Also, too much tv this Monday.
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Song that needs to die:
“Firework” by Katy Perry.
It’s always on the radio whenever I’m driving.
E! made me want to break my TV after hearing it numerous times last weekend on their Golden Globes red carpet show/commercials.
I’ve woken up to that damn song the past three days (radio alarm)
I think Katy Perry has surpassed Ke$ha on the annoying scale- surprisingly I don’t mind...
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Is it just me
or is Joel McHale looking really hot right now on The Soup? I feel weird/crazy and think I’m getting cabin fever. Nmp. It’s his new hair!
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Props to you
if you are going out in Chicago tonight. I refuse to leave my house. Being cold is not my problem.
EDIT: Tonight I entered to win a trip to Hawaii. You should, too.
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“Hi Mr. Polizzi. It’s JWOWW.”
– JWOWW called Snooki’s dad and referred to herself as JWOWW. Weird much? Not my problem. Then he was like “Thanks, JWOWW”. Does anyone else find this strange? Does he call his daughter Snooki instead of Nicole?
EDIT: This Ronnie #2 and the anonymous letter are blowing my mind. ...