September 2011
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Don’t Let James Franco Fool You, James Franco Is... →
God bless the USA. Nmp.
From NY Mag: “How very James Franco of him!”
August 2011
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My Brilliant Idea
You know how they have movies in the park? Like at Grant Park in Chicago? They should have Bachelor Pad, Pretty Little Liars, and/or Teen Mom in the park. How amazing would that be?
And then there would be a discussion afterward or one of the actors or so called reality stars would come and do a Q&A session (you know it would be so easy to get reality fame whores to make an appearance for...
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MOTHER OF GOD OFFICER GARRETT IS PAULO FROM THE...
rampagingemus:
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Lol mystery solved. Nmp anymore.
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Confession
I just watched the VMAs for the first time and they were surprisingly good this year (or maybe I’ve lowered my standards). Also, can rappers please stop singing and just rap (Lil Wayne)?
Nmp. I’m owning it.
Also, Pretty Little Liars always manages to blow my mind, but Aria’s cry face is the ugliest cry face I’ve ever seen.
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Dear tumblr,
It’s great that you have tumblr en español, but I would appreciate it if you could let people switch their default blogs and display the correct number of notes on each blog post (because it’s really dissapointing to see that one post has four notes when it really has only one).
Tumblr Problems.
Tangent: Speaking of Joe Jonas, last night I had a dream that I had to console him...
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“Holly’s a slutty ass bitch.”
– Melissa on Bachelor Pad. This show is too much. Not my problem!
“I did my hair. I did my nails.” Let the crazy get crazier. Stop stirring that yogurt!
“Everyone knows he’s a player just trying to get some ass.”
“If he gets her drunk…”
“He...
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Have you ever moved to a city where you don't know...
I’m starting to realize that the Chicago area/the state of Illinois is not for me, but I stay here because my family and friends are all here. It’s too easy and I want to experience something new. I need to just do it (F you, anxiety). In college, I don’t think I was ready to leave the Chicagoland area and felt like I was thrown out of a moving car (seriously, my dad would just...
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I just got a rejection email about a job I don't...
And I keep a spreadsheet of every job I apply to. Co_____ol. Problems.
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“We’re going with my friends. They’ll probably annoy you.”
– My sister.
Great? I’m so excited to meet them? We’re going to a concert with her friends. Problems?
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“Who is that annoying girl in those phone commercials who only wears pink...”
– My mom.
Ugh, glad to see I’m not alone in finding her annoying. NMP. I have a vendetta for this chick. I think it’s because she comes off as unlikeable and reminds me of JA. In other news, Virgin Mobile’s commercials are funny.
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Hello, darling.: pretty little liars recap. →
I usually don’t like long .gif posts, but this recap is dead on. I feel like I’m regressing to a teenage fangirl: problems. Click the link to see the entire .gif recap.
hayliewaylie:
When Emily was running in the middle of the woods…I mean, seriously? Are you asking to get slaughtered by A?
When Emily showed up at Dr. Sullivan’s office and all the girls were waiting for her...
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I think I just found the worst job post on...
It’s for an internship that is UNPAID, however it says that:
Applicants must be highly motivated, well-organized, ambitious, and people-oriented. Email resume, samples of work, 3-5 business references, including 3 personal references, and a face photo with your eyes showing.
They are asking for more than what a job application requests. I don’t think many college kids have 3-5...
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“Be careful around January [Jones]. She’s not as approachable as the...”
– Jared Gilmore who played Jones’ son on Mad Men.
I love how this quote from an 11-year-old got so blown out of proportion with headlines saying she’s mean. Not my problem. My only complaint about her is that she’s a terrible actress (Did you see SNL when she hosted??).
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Was anyone else in Chicago really upset that...
I was looking forward to watching Bachelor Pad all day. It’s supposed to be on now (a little past midnight), but it’s not because I’m guessing the game ran over its time slot. I don’t have DVR, so at this rate, I will be up till 3am. The things I do to watch Bachelor Pad. (Embarrassing) problems.
EDIT: Did Kasey just say that Jake’s “got alligator butt”?...
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A solution
My Dad: What do you think the Cubs should do to start winning?
Me: Just end it all now.
Not my problem: I used to be a diehard Cubs fan and went to multiple games each year until I started working at a local business across the street from Wrigley Field. I had to take the L in from the suburbs to get there 3-4 times a week. When I worked, there was usually a Cubs game going on, so I endured the crowds and the fans (and the losing), which I soon became incredibly annoyed with. Advice for Chicago visitors: avoid the red line at all costs when there is a Cubs game and you did not go to the game (and are sober). Also, I hate losing, so I got rid of the losers in my life. I just wish they actually won for once!
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Cool chat
My Grandma: At the supermarket, I try to avoid eye contact with everyone there. [Note: She’s worried about people trying to scam an old lady. See where I get my paranoia from?]
Me: I do that all the time. Everywhere. Keep up! Not my problem. I was convinced I had Asperger’s Syndrome for a few days since I heard lack of eye contact was a symptom, but once again, that was just me...
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The most irritating gchat statuses:
brag about life successes like promotions or winning money.
constantly complain about things like school or the weather.
Newsflash: no one cares, but you. I went on a blocking spree today. NMP anymore.
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rothavandross asked: wow,you're dumb. on your teen mom post ? the ONLY one who doesn't seem to care about school is amber, she dropped out & hasn't done a single thing to get her diploma, the dumb bitch can't even get her g-e-d. obviously, the other three have graduated.
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Best Places to Live, according to CNN Money →
I think lists that the media releases are all subjective jokes. CNN Money’s Best Places to Live is ridiculous because:
1. I think they forgot about Hawaii and Alaska. They’re not even on the map. Last time I checked, those states are still part of the USA.
2. The top locations for cleanest air are in New Jersey…not Hawaii or anywhere in middle America? I find that hard to...
