March 2012
WatchI really dislike T. Swift, but I thought this was cute. Nmp. Also, did you see KCB on Ellen today?
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The world according to kids
9-year-old in class:
You go to junior high, then high school, then you go to college, get a job, and then you die.
7-year-old in class (he’s quite the ham):
I want to be a teacher because they always have vending machines.
Not my problem. The first kid is right, but I would add that you probably get married/have a family between “get a job” and “then you die”....
February 2012
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“Did you hook up?”
– Dr. Drew to one of the teen moms on this special show. Not my problem. He sounds like one of her friends.
Corey’s dad is his twin. Also, I thought she miscarried and is engaged. Why wasn’t that brought up??
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Naked Yoga
For some reason, I’ve been talking about naked yoga a lot recently, but everyone thinks I’m lying when I mention it. That clip on Kourtney and Kim Take NYC was not fake. Look it up. I first learned about naked yoga from reading Gossip Girl books. Not my problem.
People do tons of weird shit now a days- I don’t know why everyone thinks I’m making it up. It’s the...
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The Diary of someone with an embarrassing life
Tonight I fell asleep and missed “The Bachelor”. I was mad. Thus, I watched that show on Bravo with Andy Cohen and found it hilarious. Plead the 5th is the best game. Then, I sent an email to a friend about Nick Jonas (Andy Cohen’s guest today) being attractive (Robbing the cradle? Then again, his most recent ex-girlfriend is older than me). Monday problems.
I will post...
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Am I the only one who hears that annoying sound of...
I feel like I’m going crazy! Problems.
(I’ve become obsessed with Vicki Gunvalson gifs/the reality tv gif blog)
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I've always said that actors are the most annoying...
Not my problem. I’ve been saying this since high school. I’m not really feeling the Oscars this year. These shticks are so random.
On a positive note, I love Emma Stone (where is Andrew Garfield??) and Octavia Spencer’s dress. Also, I feel like Kristen Wiig should have been nominated over Melissa McCarthy (am I the only one who found her character Megan to be annoying and over...
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“I know that woman who was on “Hoarders”. It’s real.”
– Lady on the radio.
I sure hope someone wouldn’t fake it by making piles of crap around their house just to be on a reality tv show. Nmp if they do.
Janet:
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What are The Hunger Games?
The latest eating disorder trend?
I’m kidding (mostly), but I don’t get it. Nmp.
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Friday
- I’m wearing flares and want to put myself on the worst dressed list. First world problem: I hate wearing flares and it’s tragic that they rarely make skinny dress pants. Flares are too baggy and I feel like I’m in high school. Blech.
- Today I work(ed) at my three my part-time jobs (Please let me know if you know anyone hiring full-time with benefits). Yay [sarcasm]. I get to...
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Class yesterday
Teacher: What do you guys want to do today?
Kid: Make pasta!
Not my problem.
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“I wish Trader Joe’s sold hard liquor.”
– A wise friend. Me too. Problems.
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In case you could NOT FREAKING OH MY GOD I JUST... →
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We plan to celebrate by retweeting EVERY SXSW tweet we see. I mean, you’re not gonna see it, right? (ht Matt; added minor grammar correction)
I’m into this. SXSW tweets: not my problem.
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I only look at google analytics for comic relief
Some people found this tumblr by searching for:
an orgy of mom
bachelor orgy
champaign trannies
chick-fil-a gif
fucked up humans
hello, yes I’m dead
how do you shorten the name jennifer
hugh hefner sex tumblr
husband forced me to move
i drank it all
imagine your life if you hadn’t seen the cosby show
my favourite haircut is a bowl cut
nakedoldwomen.tumblr.com -> note:...
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My Strange Addication vs. My Crazy Obsession
How are these TLC shows not the same show? Look in a thesaurus. Not my problem, but really? One woman is obsessed with dolls and the other is obsessed with pink. Do you think I could be on for my obsession with fruit snacks or the internet?
More info about “My Crazy Obsession”
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“Catch Your Dream” by Mouse Rat +...
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Ex-ESPN writer says slur was 'honest mistake' →
I know I can’t shut up about this, but bitch, please. I really don’t know how that was an “honest mistake”. As many people have said, it’s pretty much equal to writing the N-word which would never be acceptable. On the radio they’re talking about how people feel bad for the writer…ummm once again, take it away, Angelina. Stop pulling a Courtney- it’s...
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'Modern Family' Casts Matt Prokop, Sarah Hyland's... →
I’ve always said it’s about who you know and who you blow…
I have problems with this economy.
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“Hurry up, Mom! The hometown dates are on tonight!”
– The lamest thing I’ve ever said. Problems.
Kacie B’s family sealed the deal. Her exit interview like woah. I thought she had it together when she left, but apparently not.
In terms of Courtney, she is full of shit. That apology was a little too late (and fake). I feel like after this...
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WatchSCREAM POST: The only thing getting me through today is knowing that “The Bachelor” and “Pretty Little Liars” are on TV tonight. Why doesn’t everyone get President’s Day off? Problems.
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ESPN apologizes for "Chink in the Armor" headline →
When I read this, I heard Angelina screaming “UM, HELLO? Are you fucking stupid?” to the ESPN editors. Really? You really wanted that in print? What’s your problem?
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Whitney Houston's funeral was on Livestream
Does anyone find that inappropriate or insane? I just worked with Livestream to stream a band’s performance, but a funeral?? Not my problem. America!
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Report: Amanda Knox Gets $4 Million for Her Book →
First I was shocked that Amanda Knox had a new boyfriend. Now I’m shocked that the court did not order her to not write a tell-all book for profit.
I guess I should know better. A tell-all book always comes after you commit a crime.
Amanda Knox is not my problem.
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WatchOne of the new strange addictions. This is seriously insane. More like my strange addiction to plastic surgery. Another new one is a man who is in love with is car. I feel like some of these are staged.
People are weird. Not my problem.
“Hey, how’s it goin’?”
– 8-year-old to me during class introductions yesterday. Not my problem. So weird.
My response:
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What's on my mind @ 2am
1. My sister goes to school in Wisconsin and has a part-time job. They pay her less than $8.50 because their minimum wage is $7.25. That’s ridiculous. No wonder people hate their governor. NMP, although Illinois isn’t much better (I’m over corruption).
2. When you follow someone on pinterest, make sure it’s the right person. My friend thought she was following me, but it...
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People who grew up in the Chicagoland area
When you were in middle school and learning about sex ed, did you go to the Robert Crown Center? My friends were telling me horrifying stories about this place (I suppose they are doing something good by educating kids, although it’s a kind of an uncomfortable and gross subject at that age), but my class never went! Apparently EVERYONE went and there were performances and stuff. FOMO. When...
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Ok I lied. Last one.
My guitar teacher: So how's your Valentine's Day going?
Me: Mehhhhh
Guitar teacher: So you don't have a boyfriend?
Me: No, but I still think the holiday is dumb.
Guitar teacher: I have a girlfriend.
Me: Congratulations!
Just kidding, I didn't say that last part. Not my problem. Why do all people assume you hate Valentine's Day if you are single? I feel like 75% of the people I know dislike Valentine's Day and not all of them are single.
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