I REALLY hate getting work emails that have the word “retarded” in them. What’s your problem?? It’s 2012!

Note: Pauly D is saying “Are you fucking kidding me?” in this gif.
Sometimes I feel like the work emails I write are extremely boring because I have to censor myself. I don’t censor offensive terms, but rather stupid internet shit that many people/my friends and I use like: omg, wtf, lol, win, vom, rage, ftw, newborn baby, nanz. And nmp. NMP.
Do you ever get work emails that have rude, offensive, or weird terms in them? If so, please share!
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