A great title
Me (at the library): I still have one more book that’s overdue.
Librarian (older male in his 50s/60s, reminds me of Newt Gingrich): I can renew it for you. Is it “You’ll Never…”
Me(waiting for him to read the title, which he never did): …Yes.
The book I attempted to get renewed:

Not my problem. It’s pretty funny, FYI.