This past Friday I had an interview for another part-time job (if you are hiring for a full-time job, please let me know!!) and had my uncle’s birthday dinner.
The interview was for a job at a local government office. The job seems like it’s right out of “Parks and Recreation”, but with less attractive people. I would be the real April Ludgate. Or maybe more like Tom Haverford since the job is to assist a woman who is like Leslie Knope. The woman who interviewed me had the craziest bowl cut I have ever seen. I wanted to give her a makeover so badly. Nmp. I didn’t know adults had bowl cuts. I thought it was just kids!
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Later that day at my uncle’s party, he opened the gift from my family and pulled out a Lady speed stick deodorant. Of course, the stuff my mom was donating to a women’s shelter (or something like that) fell into his gift bag. His family also likes to have cosmopolitans and my grandma who claims she is allergic to alcohol wanted a taste. After two sips she started screaming “I FEEL WARM! I FEEL WARM!”. We had to take it away from her. Nmp.
