![A bizarre “article” title: What Were Jessica and Cash Doing with Joe Jonas and Tara Reid?
Demi Moore has a dangerous desire to stay young and skinny. She’s about 50, so I think it’s time to give this desire up.
Mark Taylor has always been such a disappointment. Is anyone really shocked that a child star was arrested for DUI + drugs? JTT ftw.
And finally Leslie Carter from “House of Carters” died. She was only 25 and was married with a child. Isn’t that “Editor’s Picks” image insane? I’m honestly surprised that BJ Carter is still alive. I feel like People.com has a weird template to report deaths. For instance, [Name], [What he or she was known for], is dead. Do you ever notice how celebrity news reporters like Giuliana Rancic change their voices when they report deaths? Their voices drop an octave.
Celebrity news reporting: not my problem. Journalism is dead!](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyqco5qB9e1qzy5hmo1_250.png)
A bizarre “article” title: What Were Jessica and Cash Doing with Joe Jonas and Tara Reid?
Demi Moore has a dangerous desire to stay young and skinny. She’s about 50, so I think it’s time to give this desire up.
Mark Taylor has always been such a disappointment. Is anyone really shocked that a child star was arrested for DUI + drugs? JTT ftw.
And finally Leslie Carter from “House of Carters” died. She was only 25 and was married with a child. Isn’t that “Editor’s Picks” image insane? I’m honestly surprised that BJ Carter is still alive. I feel like People.com has a weird template to report deaths. For instance, [Name], [What he or she was known for], is dead. Do you ever notice how celebrity news reporters like Giuliana Rancic change their voices when they report deaths? Their voices drop an octave.
Celebrity news reporting: not my problem. Journalism is dead!
