I know we’re all sick of “Shit ______ Say” videos, but I couldn’t help myself. I’m late to the game with this one. Also, I finally got caught up with “The Bachelor”, the best shit show on television.
- Bin vs Ben. When I went to school in VA I used to correct my roommate who said “pin” when she was trying to say “pen”.
- I wish someone would make gifs of Courtney’s overbite/weird mouth expressions.
- “This probably isn’t a good idea, but I want to get laid by a model”- Ben. No, he didn’t say that out loud.
- “Oh my”- Ben when Courtney revealed her breasts in her robe.
- “I’m not some sexy vixen or anything”- Courtney. Just own it, sexy vixen.
- White people speaking Spanish poorly
- I think Casey S. is brain dead. She’s like Karen from Mean Girls: That girl with long hair who just follows the queen bitch.
- Who is Jamie and how did she slip through the cracks?
- Everyone thinks Kacie B is such a sweetheart and naive, but didn’t you hear her scream “BITCHEZ!” and “Courtney is a piece of ****”?
- How can one man who needs a makeover send so many women into a tailspin?
- Death to the baby voice.
- Elyse- never ditch your bff’s wedding! Karma?
- Nice girls don’t say “Maybe she drank too much and the Jersey Shore came out”. I read she took 4 hr naps before her dates. Stop saying “nightcap”.
- Was this filmed right after Charlie Sheen’s meltdown? Drink every time Courtney says “Winning”.
- What type of man wants to talk to all of these emotional women? Ben’s dream come true.
- So best kisser means nothing, huh? Gingers never win.
- Why doesn’t anyone ever scream at or punch the bachelor/bachelorette for letting them go? I would. It would make for great tv. I’m convinced that editors of “The Bachelor” are geniuses.
All of the above: not my problem.
