Not My Problem

HELP. I think I’m dying.

Problems.

What does beez in the trap mean? Problems. I’m from the suburbs :(

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The Jewel (a grocery store) contest is taking over my life. Not my problem. I MUST WIN.

Don’t go Xmas shopping now unless you wanna kill someone else or yourself

A facebook friend’s status that made me laugh out loud. This will probably be my problem since I’m leaving now to go to a lovely shopping mall full of people. Here I go…

Not your problem.

EDIT: It was actually amazing. If you go late enough there’s tons of great parking and the sales right now are amazing. I highly recommend going shopping after 8pm.

Signs I have problems

I haven’t used my standard iPod since 2008 and I don’t know how to turn it on. I texted people asking how to turn it on and had to look it up online and I still cannot figure it out. I don’t think it’s dead. I feel like an old person right now. Problems.

EDIT: I gave up and am listening to spotify. The only reason I wanted to listen to it was because I had a strong bizarre urge to listen to “God Must Have Spent A Little More Time On You” by *NSYNC, which I have listened to 5x. Problems. Embarrassing and longest song title ever. How many babies do you think were made to the ballads of *NSYNC? My guess is 90% of the kids I work with today.

Also, any suggestions??

Fails of the day: I bought OPI’s new black shatter nail polish and OPI’s matte nail polish. Both did not look right on my nails/I suppose I don’t know how to apply nail polish (?). The shatter did not shatter and it was heavy, so in the end I had sticky black nails. This did not happen when I used it.

When I used the matte polish it looked like I colored my nails with a marker, but I mean, what did I expect with a matte finish anyway?

Does anyone know what I’m doing wrong or have any advice about how to correctly use these nail polishes? If not, not my problem because I still have the receipt, but I’m that girl who always returns stuff to Ulta and I always get the same cashier. You should also know that I am usually fooled by commercials/ads because I’m a sucker.

OMFG

If you don’t already know, my neighbors across the street are big Greenbay Packers fans and this is their house. While reading the Tribune online, I noticed they were IN IT. Proof that I’m not crazy! Packers fans in Chicagoland/Bears territory: not my problem. My dad says we’re going to steal their flag tonight and replace it with a Bears flag. MWAHAHA. Story here.

More reasons why I need to move out- do you see what I’m dealing with? Also, please don’t come and stalk me/kill me. Thanks.

Help! The Beliebers have found me! I have problems. Maybe they will initiate me. Follow me on my journey into insanity.