I thought the world was suppose to end today and I am slightly disappointed. All lies! 2012 is being played on loop on FX today and I can’t get the “Party like it’s 2012” line from “2012” by Jay Sean (Remember him??) out of my head. Anyone want to go out tonight to celebrate our survival? I wish I was fun enough to host a 2012 party.
The world ending: NMP? Also, what ever happened to this winter storm Draco?? I stayed in all night yesterday since we were supposed to get a buttload of snow. While I’m happy that it never happened, I wasted a night because they kept saying it would happen in half an hour and that it was the calm before the storm…Never trust a weatherman.
Negative: Now it’s too damn cold. I was going to go holiday shopping today, but it was too cold so I went home. I also started reading “Something Borrowed” and it’s a horrible story. Why was it a bestseller? I also really dislike reading books about single women who are in their 20s and 30s and are dying to find a man. Bitch, please. NMP.
Positive: I found my passport, social security card, and stock certificate. They’ve been missing for months. I am still a legitimate registered human. Also, two people asked me questions about the Metra, so I can still pass for a Chicagoland resident. Win?